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Husband. Father. Craftsman. Entertainer. Chicago local. If you need help, call Steve.

There's a guy for furniture assembly. A guy for painting. A guy for landscaping. A guy for parties. In Chicago, that's all just Steve.

From carpentry and moving help to live entertainment and everything in between, Steve is the guy people call when they need a hand.

WHO STEVE IS

About Steve

Steve's a husband, a father of three, and a Chicago local who's been the guy people call for as long as anyone can remember.

It started small — a fence here, a couch there, an IKEA dresser nobody had the patience for. Then somehow he became the guy for landscaping. Then moving help. Then the guy people call when they need a singer at a birthday party, retirement celebration, or family event.

What people trust about Steve isn't that he can do everything. It's that he shows up when he says he will, does the work right, and doesn't make a big deal out of any of it. He's not trying to build an empire. He's just a hard worker with a wide skill set and a habit of saying yes when someone needs a hand.

You've probably got a guy for your electrical, your plumbing, and your car.
Now you've got a guy for everything else.
That's Steve.

WHAT STEVE BUILDS, FIXES & HAULS

The Work

Carpentry

Shelves, trim, repairs — built to last, not just to look good.

IKEA Furniture Assembly

Furniture assembled correctly the first time. No leftover mystery parts.

Painting

Interior, exterior, fences — clean lines, no drips.

Landscaping

Lawns, beds, cleanup — your yard, handled.

Moving Help

Heavy lifting, loading, unloading, and the stuff nobody wants to move.

Handyman Services

Small repairs, odd jobs, and the projects you haven't had time to finish.

Not every call is about fixing something.

AND IF YOU JUST NEED A GOOD TIME

The Vibe

Singing (American & Corridos)

Birthdays, backyard parties, the mic's his second tool belt.

Pool Partner

Bring the cues. Steve brings the trash talk.

Golf Partner

Eighteen holes, honest scorekeeping not guaranteed.

Food Companion

Great food is better with good company.

Beer, Scotch & Bourbon Companion

Good conversation over a beer, bourbon, or scotch.

Listening Sessions

Sometimes you just need someone to listen. Steve's always been good at that.

THE CASE FOR STEVE

Why People Hire Steve

He Shows Up

If Steve says Saturday morning, it's Saturday morning. No reschedules, no excuses.

Fair Pricing

You know what you're paying before he starts, and it doesn't change halfway through.

Honest Work

Steve tells you what actually needs fixing — and what can wait.

A Wide Skill Set

One guy, a lot of jobs. You're not making four different calls.

Local & Reliable

Chicago local. When you call Steve, you're calling someone from the community, not a call center.

Easy to Work With

No pressure, no sales pitch. Just honest conversation and solid work.

A FEW REAL EXAMPLES

Things People Have Actually Called Steve For

TRANSPARENT, NO SURPRISES

Pricing

Small JobsStarting at $75

Quick fixes, small repairs, the stuff that takes an hour, not a day.

Half-Day ProjectsStarting at $250

Furniture assembly, painting a room, a solid afternoon of work.

Full-Day ProjectsStarting at $450

Bigger jobs — landscaping, multi-room painting, full moving help.

Events & EntertainmentCustom Quote

Singing, parties, celebrations — every event's different, so every quote is too.

Every project is different. Call or text Steve for a free estimate.

FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD

What People Say

"Steve put together our entertainment center in like an hour. I'd had the box sitting in my living room for three weeks, just dreading it. He didn't even act like it was a big deal."

— Maria, Pilsen

"Fixed my fence and somehow ended up singing Happy Birthday to my mom. We didn't even ask him to — he just grabbed the mic during cake and went for it. My mom still brings it up."

— Tony, Bridgeport

"Had him paint two bedrooms over a weekend before my in-laws came into town. Showed up both days when he said he would, cleaned up after himself, didn't leave paint cans sitting around for a week like the last guy."

— Jen, Logan Square

"Needed help moving a couch up to a third floor with no elevator. Steve and his buddy just handled it, no complaining, no extra charge for the stairs like some movers try to pull."

— Carlos, Brighton Park

"He cleaned up our backyard before my son's graduation party — trimmed everything, hauled off branches, made the whole yard usable again in one afternoon. By the time he left, it felt like we'd known him for years."

— Diane, Beverly

"Called him for a landscaping job. Easy guy to talk to, showed up when he said he would, and did the work right. That's really all you can ask for."

— Ray, Oak Lawn

READY TO CALL STEVE?

You've got a guy for your car.
You've got a guy for your plumbing.

Now you've got a guy for everything else.

Call or text Steve today.

Serving Chicago and the surrounding suburbs.