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Chicago's Guy for Everything

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Husband. Father. Craftsman. Entertainer. Chicago local. The fence, the couch, the party, the yard. If you need a hand, call Steve.

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What Steve Does

Carpentry & Handyman
Built to last, not just to look good
Painting & Landscaping
Clean lines. No leftover mess.
Moving Help
Third floor, no elevator? No problem.
Live Entertainment
American or corridos. Mic optional.
Shows up when he says
Saturday morning means Saturday morning
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Carpentry
Furniture Assembly
Painting
Landscaping
Moving Help
Live Singing
Pool & Golf
Handyman
Chicago Local
Shows Up
Fair Pricing
Carpentry
Furniture Assembly
Painting
Landscaping
Moving Help
Live Singing
Pool & Golf
Handyman
Chicago Local
Shows Up
Fair Pricing

There's a guy for furniture. A guy for painting. A guy for the yard. A guy for the party. In Chicago, that's all just Steve.

From carpentry and moving help to live entertainment and everything in between, Steve is the one call people make when they need something actually done.

How It Works

Three Steps. That's It.

01

Call or Text

No forms, no call center. Just tell Steve what you need. Real conversation, right away.

02

Get a Straight Quote

Steve gives you a number before anything starts. No surprises halfway through. You know the price upfront, every time.

03

It Gets Done Right

Steve shows up when he said he would, does the work right, and leaves the place cleaner than he found it.

Who Steve Is

About Steve

Steve's a husband, a father of three, and a Chicago local who's been the guy people call for as long as anyone can remember.

It started small. A fence here, a couch there, an IKEA dresser nobody had the patience for. Then somehow he became the guy for landscaping. Then moving help. Then the guy people call when they need a singer at a birthday party, retirement, or quinceañera.

What people trust about Steve isn't that he can do everything. It's that he shows up when he says he will, does the work right, and doesn't make a big deal out of any of it.

You've got a guy for your car. Your plumbing. Your electric.
Now you've got a guy for everything else. That's Steve.

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What Steve Does

The Work

Carpentry

Shelves, trim, repairs. Built to last, not just to look good.

IKEA Assembly

Assembled correctly the first time. No leftover mystery parts.

Painting

Interior, exterior, fences. Clean lines, no drips.

Landscaping

Lawns, beds, full cleanup. Your yard, handled.

Moving Help

Heavy lifting, loading, unloading, and the stuff nobody wants to move.

Handyman Services

Small repairs, odd jobs, and the projects you haven't had time for.

Not every call is about fixing something.

And If You Just Need a Good Time

The Vibe

Singing (American & Corridos)

Birthdays, backyard parties, the mic's his second tool belt.

Pool Partner

Bring the cues. Steve brings the trash talk.

Golf Partner

Eighteen holes. Honest scorekeeping not guaranteed.

Food Companion

Great food is better with good company.

Beer, Scotch & Bourbon

Good conversation over whatever you're having.

Listening Sessions

Sometimes you just need someone to actually listen.

Real Examples

Things People Have Actually Called Steve For

The Case for Steve

Why People Hire Steve

He Shows Up

If Steve says Saturday morning, it's Saturday morning. No reschedules, no excuses.

Fair Pricing

You know what you're paying before he starts. It doesn't change halfway through.

Honest Work

Steve tells you what actually needs fixing. And what can wait.

Wide Skill Set

One guy, a lot of jobs. You're not making four different calls.

Chicago Local

When you call Steve, you're calling someone from the neighborhood, not a call center.

Easy to Work With

No pressure, no pitch. Just honest conversation and solid work.

Transparent, No Surprises

Pricing

Small Jobs
From $75

Quick fixes, small repairs. The stuff that takes an hour, not a day.

Most Popular
Full-Day Projects
From $450

Landscaping, multi-room painting, full moving jobs. The most common reason people call Steve.

Half-Day Projects
From $250

Furniture assembly, painting a room. A solid afternoon of work.

Events & Entertainment
Custom

Singing, parties, celebrations. Every event's different, every quote is too.

Every project is different. Call or text Steve for a free estimate.

From the Neighborhood

What People Say

★★★★★

"Steve put together our entertainment center in like an hour. I'd had the box sitting in my living room for three weeks, just dreading it. He didn't even act like it was a big deal."

— Maria, Pilsen
★★★★★

"Fixed my fence and somehow ended up singing Happy Birthday to my mom. We didn't even ask him to — he just grabbed the mic during cake and went for it. My mom still talks about it."

— Tony, Bridgeport
★★★★★

"Had him paint two bedrooms over a weekend before my in-laws came into town. Showed up both days, cleaned up, didn't leave paint cans sitting around for a week like the last guy."

— Jen, Logan Square
★★★★★

"Needed help moving a couch up to a third floor with no elevator. Steve and his buddy just handled it. No complaining, no extra charge for the stairs like some movers try to pull."

— Carlos, Brighton Park
★★★★★

"Cleaned up our backyard before my son's graduation party. Trimmed everything, hauled off branches, made the whole yard usable again in one afternoon."

— Diane, Beverly
★★★★★

"Called him for a landscaping job. Easy to talk to, showed up when he said he would, did the work right. That's really all you can ask for."

— Ray, Oak Lawn
Get in Touch

Get a Free Estimate

Tell Steve what you need. He responds same day.

Steve usually responds within a few hours.

Ready to Call Steve?

You've got a guy for your car. Your plumbing.Now you've got a guy for everything else.

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steve@ifyoucantimexican.com

Serving Chicago and the surrounding suburbs.